[Crocker's Classroom Spy Camera Video]

[crackpotcrocker]

[Older Denzel is in his classroom, at the chalkboard. The board has the words, “Today’s Lesson: Biology” being written on, as well as some stick figure of fairies on the side. With ‘fairies are real’. Above the chalkboard is an American flag and on the America flag, a phoenix is perching. The face on the clock reads, 7: 45, and the sound of the

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[ihatepsychology]

The younger version of you seems significantly more intelligent.

[crackpotcrocker]

[Both of them] Why's that? [Eyeing with a sourpuss look]

Like why is that, man? [Eyeing with a modest look]

[ihatepsychology]

The younger Crocker seems more capable of accepting opinions other than his own and is far more adaptable. As far as survival instincts go, his are far superior.

[crackpotcrocker]

THERE'S NO POSSIBLE WAY THAT'S ME! I'VE ALWAYS ACKNOWLEDGE MAGIC! [Older Denzel tempers off with some insanity mixed in]

Because magic is the truth. THE TRUTH OF THIS WORLD!

[Lit Crocker] You like know a lot can be explained with science, dig?

[Older Crocker stares at the child] Who are you?!

[ihatepsychology]

I don't understand what happened, you seem to have been a more than reasonable child.

[crackpotcrocker]

[Older Crocker hangs his head, shaking in dismay.] I don't know. I don't know. I DON'T KNOW! [maniacal laughter]

[Meanwhile, Little Denzel appears to be staring and horrified.] I like refuse to like totally become you, man.

[ihatepsychology]

Booth says that psychologists think it's useful to keep journals. I've never brought it up to Dr. Sweets because I don't want to keep one, but I think it could be useful in your case.

Heee expect he'd never write I had fairies in that, what if someone found that?

[crackpotcrocker]

[Older Crocker groans] I don't like psycholgishts. All mine ever does is try to tell me magic and fairies aren't actually real! Speaking of which, they're - WRONG!

[Lit Denzel] I could like totally try that man. But you know, it wouldn't be like very interesting.

[ihatepsychology]

Neither do I, they're completely ridiculous, but I think a journal could be more like a scientific data log than a personal thoughts exercise.

[crackpotcrocker]

Groovy. Never thought of it like that you know and that will like totally keep me in pratice for my future job, dig?

[ihatepsychology]

Provided that you can prevent the current "you" from coming to pass. I think it would benefit everyone if you did.

[crackpotcrocker]

I like to be optimistic, that like that's not my future, you know.

Totally, and being a scientist, I could like totally help everyone.

Older Crocker: Help people? That's absurd!

[ihatepsychology]

Yes, being a scientist is very helpful to everyone. I'm a doctor of forensic anthropology. What kind of science did you want to go into, Denzel?

I'm going to ignore the older one now.

[crackpotcrocker]

Older: Fine! I have students to fail! [Groans goes off to his desk in the background and starts to grade papers]

Totally is man. [Slowly] Ant -hrop- ology? I was like thinking of joining that new space center that just opened or maybe be the kind of like scientist that listens to people's problems or or digging up fossils, you know? [The little Crocker seems so exicted]

[After the all of that you hear the pencil break from the Older Crocker in the background, which if you where watching, did on purpose out of sheer hate]

Sh-She wants to save him. :'D Even if it's a doomed venture.

[ihatepsychology]

Anthropology is the study of human beings as a species throughout history. I specialize in physical and forensic anthropology, which means that I focus on the examination of severely decomposed human remains. Digging up fossils would be a form of archeology, which is a sub-field of anthropology, so if you need any questions answered I would have no problem doing so.

Awww it's the thought that counts? :3

[crackpotcrocker]

Far out! I was thinking you know, more dinosaurs, man.
Humans thoughtout history? [Head cock]

Older Crocker: [At the pencil sharper, sighs] Darwin's Theory of Evolution. But in a world where magic and fairies actually exist. Who cares about Darwin's Theory! IT MEANS NOTHING! Why if they wanted too, fairies could make it so that apes are the dominate speices over humans.