[Crocker's Classroom Spy Camera Video]

Sep 23, 2011 21:40

[Older Denzel is in his classroom, at the chalkboard. The board has the words, “Today’s Lesson: Biology” being written on, as well as some stick figure of fairies on the side. With ‘fairies are real’. Above the chalkboard is an American flag and on the America flag, a phoenix is perching. The face on the clock reads, 7: 45, and the sound of the door opening is heard, Crocker looks in the back of his teacher eyes to see, who’s here this early?
The boy, who entered looks as if he has come out of the past, literally. Mainly from the 1960’s/1970’s and horribly out of tone and very bright compared to the rest of the room.]

“What are you doing here this early, child?”

“Like, I totally thought I practice my amazing yo yoing before class, man. You dig?”

“What?! Something that causes fun?! Give me that!”

“Like what are you doing man?”

[Older Denzel confiscates the yo yo] “In my classroom, I don’t allow fun.”

“Totally bogus, man. Are you like my substitute teacher, man?”

Older Crocker is peering at the yo yo, “This seems familiar. I use to have a yo yo like this…” Puts that in his desk, “TAKE A SEAT!”

[The smaller child does as he’s told, as Crocker goes to his desk and pulls out what appears to looks like a book, expect a hologram keyboard comes out]

“Radical man! Like what is that?!” [The child is now right next to Denzel.]

“A computer I invented.”

“Like what’s a - com- put- er, man?”

[Eyes the child with a raise brow, however, how can the kid not know what a computer is]
“You know that device that you children spend all your time surfing the world wide web rather than doing your assignments. SIT DOWN!”

“... Like chill, man.” Eyes the chalkboard, as Older Crocker grumbles to himself, “Principal Waxeplax could had told me, that I was going to have another mouth to teach.”

“Fairies aren’t like real you know, man.”

“OF COURSE THEY ARE!” Older Denzel twitches, “Children.” Grumble, grumble, “What’s your name?”

“No. That’s jive turkey man. Totally like, Denzel Crocker, man.”

Jive turkey? I haven't heard that said since the 1970 - [Older Crocker falls off of his chair, with a loud crash.]"WHAT?! OW!"

The child hovers over the Older Crocker, “You like alright, you know?”

[There are stars going around Older Crocker's head as he rubs that]

"This must be the work of - FAIRY GODPARENTS!... Or VIRUS! [Spazzing slighty with 'fairies' and 'virus']

"Like I said, you know. There's no such thing as fairies."

(Anything with 1970's slang and in bold is little Crocker and no worries about trying to altering Crocker cause he will turn out insane no matter what :3 Also replies from both :D)

me myself and i virus, denzel crocker

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