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Sep 05, 2011 15:38

Like it ain't bad enough I gotta slog across this godfersaken hellhole on foot with only Big Red an' his boyfriend fer company. But you think there'd be at least one halfway decent piece've ass anywhere we stopped fer the night. Fuck! Help a guy out, community. I just want one night with booze an' a couple chicks with faces that don't look like Big ( Read more... )

jecht

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anon sandinmyboots September 5 2011, 20:47:37 UTC

Here are two friendly faces you'll be sure to see tonight:

twosteadfastcompanions.jpg

Re: anon yacantdoitkid September 5 2011, 20:49:57 UTC

Ha, ha, yer fuckin hilarious.

anon sandinmyboots September 5 2011, 21:04:52 UTC

I am, aren't I? Gentlemen are known to be funny! Even a lion could get more than you.

[He's trying to sound like Cross.]

anon yacantdoitkid September 5 2011, 21:07:16 UTC

Huh?

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imhere4theplot September 5 2011, 20:57:44 UTC

You can do personal ads on this thing? Awesome.

Is it really that hard to find hot chicks were you are? Flash some cash, that normally gets them out of their hiding places.

yacantdoitkid September 5 2011, 21:06:33 UTC

[Looooong minute. Is she... green?

And yet still hot.]

See, this is what I'm talkin' about.

imhere4theplot September 5 2011, 21:07:44 UTC

Yeah, I know, I'm a regulation hottie. [Modesty and Gaila do not make good bed fellows.]

Hi. Gaila.

yacantdoitkid September 5 2011, 21:11:22 UTC

Hi. Jecht.

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ridingchariots September 5 2011, 23:19:57 UTC

I have alcohol but no women. If you were fairly drunk, you might mistake my Master for one. But you can't have him anyway.

yacantdoitkid September 5 2011, 23:21:39 UTC

Thanks. Yer a lot of help.

ridingchariots September 5 2011, 23:23:18 UTC

I would share the drinks. That's far better than nothing.

yacantdoitkid September 5 2011, 23:24:51 UTC

A'right. Bring booze, we find chicks.

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swordplaying September 6 2011, 00:19:54 UTC

Couple of chicks?!

What about mom?!

yacantdoitkid September 6 2011, 00:21:08 UTC

She here?

swordplaying September 6 2011, 00:24:23 UTC

Whether she is or not isn't the point and you know it!

yacantdoitkid September 6 2011, 00:27:22 UTC

Way I see it, it's the entire point.

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[Video] material_guy September 6 2011, 00:39:58 UTC

Got anything to pay with? Cash? Goods? Services?

Re: [Video] yacantdoitkid September 6 2011, 00:41:37 UTC

My winning personality.

[Video] material_guy September 6 2011, 00:43:07 UTC

Right. The one that can't get you any girls.

C'mon, try and make a bid, why don'tcha? I got a bar, I got bitches, and I got an open bed. I'm yer best bet on here so far.

Re: [Video] yacantdoitkid September 6 2011, 00:45:20 UTC

Look, I'll pay for alcohol, but I don't pay for women. I ain't into that shit.

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