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[yacantdoitkid]

Like it ain't bad enough I gotta slog across this godfersaken hellhole on foot with only Big Red an' his boyfriend fer company. But you think there'd be at least one halfway decent piece've ass anywhere we stopped fer the night. Fuck! Help a guy out, community. I just want one night with booze an' a couple chicks with faces that don't look like Big

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anon

[sandinmyboots]

Here are two friendly faces you'll be sure to see tonight:

twosteadfastcompanions.jpg

Re: anon

[yacantdoitkid]

Ha, ha, yer fuckin hilarious.

anon

[sandinmyboots]

I am, aren't I? Gentlemen are known to be funny! Even a lion could get more than you.

[He's trying to sound like Cross.]

anon

[yacantdoitkid]

Huh?

anon

[sandinmyboots]

Jeez, don't you get it? You'll never get a girl!

Re: anon

[yacantdoitkid]

Big whoop.

anon

[sandinmyboots]

And you aren't interested in men or persons neither male nor female, or both, so you're sunk, aren't you?

Re: anon

[yacantdoitkid]

I don't think so.

anon

[sandinmyboots]

Trapped! Like a mouse in a malboro.

Re: anon

[yacantdoitkid]

What?