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Feb 05, 2011 00:47

[ Here's Dexter, moving along with his book plot. He's .. stuck in a walk-in freezer. The following is a series of text messages he tried to send his sister Debra. On account of him having no service from a freezer in a vampire club, they've been intercepted from his phone and posted for your amusement. He will be able to respond after Samantha ( ( Read more... )

dexter morgan

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peoplesprincess February 5 2011, 05:51:11 UTC

... Do you need a worldhop?

creepyshitking February 5 2011, 06:26:16 UTC

What?
dex

Who is this?
dex

emberandash February 5 2011, 06:27:02 UTC

Fire Lord Azula. How did you fit into a freezer?

creepyshitking February 5 2011, 06:40:05 UTC

Oh. Hello. It's a walk-in.
dex

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hereafter_candy February 5 2011, 05:52:32 UTC

....... um... Dexter?

creepyshitking February 5 2011, 06:26:49 UTC

Yes..?
dex

hereafter_candy February 5 2011, 06:27:33 UTC

Do you need help?

creepyshitking February 5 2011, 06:41:58 UTC

I didn't exactly want to be locked in a freezer today.
dex

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puzzlinglogics February 5 2011, 05:53:33 UTC

Do tell me more.
SH

creepyshitking February 5 2011, 06:28:55 UTC

Sherlock? My phone must be accessing the Community.
dex

About the case? Samantha here wants to be eaten. We're chilling on ice for our nice Cannibal friends.
dex

puzzlinglogics February 5 2011, 06:39:07 UTC

It is. Your texts are now public knowledge. Let her freeze. Keep your body temperature as high as possible. If hypothermia sets in ignore the need to strip.
SH

creepyshitking February 5 2011, 06:44:13 UTC

I don't think either of us have a choice about freezing. But thanks for the advice.
dex

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betterasshole February 5 2011, 05:57:43 UTC

[Even though she knows... she didn't get any of these, she checks her phone anyway and... nope, not there.]

... Oh great. This is just fucking fantastic Dex--you got yourself stuck in a goddamn freezer?

creepyshitking February 5 2011, 06:29:42 UTC

Send in the cavalry?
dex

betterasshole February 5 2011, 06:34:58 UTC

Sure thing Dex--right after I tell them all about how we went behind everyone's backs and walked right into this fucking vampire club all by ourselves.

In other words, I'm the only fucking cavalry you have, and I can't get in, remember?

creepyshitking February 5 2011, 06:46:24 UTC

So what do I do?
dex

[ he hadn't meant to send that ]

Right. I knew that.
dex

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[text] lt_cmmdr_scott February 5 2011, 06:04:52 UTC

Do you need help getting out?

[text] creepyshitking February 5 2011, 06:30:38 UTC

That would be nice.
dex

[text] lt_cmmdr_scott February 5 2011, 06:35:03 UTC

I'll see what I can do. Know anyone with worldhop tech I could try contacting?

[text] creepyshitking February 5 2011, 06:49:41 UTC

[ There's his brother so-- ]

Not really
dex

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