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[creepyshitking]

[ Here's Dexter, moving along with his book plot. He's .. stuck in a walk-in freezer. The following is a series of text messages he tried to send his sister Debra. On account of him having no service from a freezer in a vampire club, they've been intercepted from his phone and posted for your amusement. He will be able to respond after Samantha (

Comments

[fromacupboard]

You're in a freezer?

[creepyshitking]

What gave it away?
dex

[fromacupboard]

You said it was cold.

Are you okay?

[creepyshitking]

Oh, right. That.
dex

I'll be fine. Hopefully.
dex

[fuckoingoboingo]

This is the best. [SORRY DEXTER HE THINKS IT'S KIND OF HILARIOUS

And he figures you'll be saved :(]

)8

[creepyshitking]

Thanks, Harper. That's helpful.
dex

[fuckoingoboingo]

Try jogging in place. Is that more helpful?

[creepyshitking]

No
dex

[intuitivelyapt]

You're locked in a freezer?

[creepyshitking]

Yes
dex

[intuitivelyapt]

That's what you get when you try to play hero and help people.
~sylar

[creepyshitking]

And you would know.
dex

[killerbaseball]

I must say... if I were locked in a freezer, sending text messages would never cross my mind.

[creepyshitking]

That's the difference between you and me.
dex

[killerbaseball]

Only one of many, I am sure.

[creepyshitking]

Have any brilliant suggestions for me?
dex

[pinball_baby]

What the hell, man?! Some chick locked you in a freezer?

[creepyshitking]

Apparently.
dex

[pinball_baby]

Dude. Have you called the police?

[creepyshitking]

Finn, run that back.
dex