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[creepyshitking]

[ Here's Dexter, moving along with his book plot. He's .. stuck in a walk-in freezer. The following is a series of text messages he tried to send his sister Debra. On account of him having no service from a freezer in a vampire club, they've been intercepted from his phone and posted for your amusement. He will be able to respond after Samantha (

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[peoplesprincess]

... Do you need a worldhop?

[creepyshitking]

What?
dex

Who is this?
dex

[emberandash]

Fire Lord Azula. How did you fit into a freezer?

[creepyshitking]

Oh. Hello. It's a walk-in.
dex

[emberandash]

Oh.

So do you want a worldhop or not?

[creepyshitking]

[ The Community doesn't let him get this text. )8

Dexter's life sucks. ]