[Backdated to Friday, April 16th]

[his_fathers_son]

Can someone tell me what this site is for, please? I wanted to figure it out for myself, but the stuff some people were saying was kind of...weird and not really clear.

Um. Thank you.

Comments

[virused!]

[saneasme]

It's for talking to people, mostly. Sometimes writing to them. Sometimes visiting them.

[Yay!]

[his_fathers_son]

Ah. I kind of thought so. It was the other stuff that, um... What kind of people?

[saneasme]

People kinds of people.

[his_fathers_son]

...Right. Is this a game or something? I think I saw some kids pretending to be superheroes and there was a lot of talk about, um...kidnapping.

[madeitsquare]

Oh, it's a wonder when it comes to distracting employees, lad, let me tell you.

...omg Scrooge. <3 He's totally assuming that's a Photoshopped icon.

[his_fathers_son]

If you don't mind my asking, um...sir...why would you want them distracted? Shouldn't they be working?

<3;;

[madeitsquare]

I don't want them distracted.

[his_fathers_son]

But you said

Oh! Oh. Right. Well, there are programs you can get to keep people from accessing bad sites when they're on the computer. I know some of my classmates' parents use them. My father never did cause he trusts me not to go looking for things I'm not supposed to see, but he had to put one on our computer when my friends...well, one of my friends started coming over. Um, maybe you could get one of those for your employees and set it to block this site?

1/2

[nick_4_maya]

[nick_4_maya]

Um, well, I can explain! It's just like an ordinary community that people talk over the internet to each other on, only it also connects different worlds as well. I know it sounds impossible, but it's true!

[his_fathers_son]

I already saw that part. This is a game, right? I don't want to play or anything. I just wanted to know what it's about.

[nick_4_maya]

But that is what it's about. And it's not a game, I promise.

[maraihi]

What's a 'site'?

[his_fathers_son]

...The thing you're using, of course. It's short for website.

[maraihi]

Web...site?

[Al Gore hasn't invented the internetz yet, silly Edgey]

[his_fathers_son]

Yeah, what the internet is made up of. All these pages with stuff on them. I take it you're new to computers.

[Hey, he has in Edgey's world! Which is, as far as he knows, the only world!]

[tyki_tock]

Edgeworth?

[his_fathers_son]

I'm sorry, I don't think I know you. Um... Do you know my father?

[tyki_tock]

No, I guess you wouldn't remember. I've never met your father, actually.

My name is Tyki. We're friends when you're older.

Pretend I'm using something more "buh?" than his default icon. >_>

[his_fathers_son]

When I'm...what?