[Backdated to Friday, April 16th]

[his_fathers_son]

Can someone tell me what this site is for, please? I wanted to figure it out for myself, but the stuff some people were saying was kind of...weird and not really clear.

Um. Thank you.

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[madeitsquare]

Oh, it's a wonder when it comes to distracting employees, lad, let me tell you.

...omg Scrooge. <3 He's totally assuming that's a Photoshopped icon.

[his_fathers_son]

If you don't mind my asking, um...sir...why would you want them distracted? Shouldn't they be working?

<3;;

[madeitsquare]

I don't want them distracted.

[his_fathers_son]

But you said

Oh! Oh. Right. Well, there are programs you can get to keep people from accessing bad sites when they're on the computer. I know some of my classmates' parents use them. My father never did cause he trusts me not to go looking for things I'm not supposed to see, but he had to put one on our computer when my friends...well, one of my friends started coming over. Um, maybe you could get one of those for your employees and set it to block this site?

[madeitsquare]

... Where do I start?

Okay, first of all... I'm not using a computer, lad. I'm on a typewriter.

[his_fathers_son]

Excuse me, sir, but if you were using a typewriter you wouldn't be on the internet. Is this part of that game people are playing? I'm sorry, I don't really want to play.

[madeitsquare]

I don't play games, laddie.

I'm not even sure if I AM on the Internet. It hasn't quite been invented over here yet.

[his_fathers_son]

...You must be. That's what this is, sir. Do you mean it's not available where you are yet? Because it's already been invented, but not every place has it, I know that.

[madeitsquare]

Well, all I know is that it's a military thing over here.