Cuuuuuute!

[glowy_brows]

People are suddenly sprouting cat ears and tails! They're really cute, I want one! Are any of you up for adoption? I promise to give you lots of food and water, and a soft bed to sleep on. And plenty of jelly-bunnies to play with.

I wish I had cat ears and a tail... Maybe Eva would like me more if I did...

Comments

[bloodred_flamel]

Do you want a boot in the face to go along with the ears and the tail?

[glowy_brows]

Sheesh, you and Silver are no fun. At least Vash has a sense of humor...

[bloodred_flamel]

I highly doubt you'd have a sense of humour about it if you were TOTALLY inconvenienced by the appearance of the ears and the tail.

Do I look like I care if other people have a sense of humour about it?

[glowy_brows]

I think having ears and a tail are really cute. You people just don't know a good thing when it hits you.

Man, don't you have a girlfriend to rub your ears for you or something?

[spank2death]

Why would having ears and a tail make a girl like you more?

[glowy_brows]

Beacuse, girls like cute things, don't you know anything?

[spank2death]

Yeah, when they're five years old.

Not the girls where I come from, pal. They just like strong, rugged guys who know how to satisfy 'em in all the right ways. Wouldn't be surprised if your girlfriend was any different.

[hok_ton]

What are these 'Jellybunnies' you speak of?

[glowy_brows]

They're just what they sound like: a cross between a jelly-fish and a rabbit. They look like little blue blobs with ears and a tail, and they float through the air making a "chu" noise. They're really cute!

[hok_ton]

Then am I right in thinking they would be excellent target practice for a marksman such as yourself?

[glowy_brows]

What the hell is wrong with you?! I would never dream of using the Jelly-Bunnies for target practice. That's what the Shadows in the Arena of the Heart are for... I'm sorry, but I can't hurt cute things on principle.

[bluebeetlerider]

From what I have read here, these people grow cat tails and ears, and even have tatoos simply because they are virgins. Some just have tatoos. I do wonder if this virus would take time to kick in on some people.

((OOC: Should Eva, Jordan, and Aikka have any symptoms or would they be immune?))

[glowy_brows]

Only virgins get the cat ears?! Then I'd be in luck!

((OOC: You had to sign up to get hit by the virus, so it's passed us by... for now!))

[bluebeetlerider]

Same here my friend. I would imagine it unpleasant to have a tail, an extra set of ears, and an odd tatoo somewhere on my body.

[glowy_brows]

The cat ears and tail would be freakin' awesome! Although, if these are the pre-21st tattoos, those might hurt.

[mollyforeva]

...Jordan, dear, you do know what the ears and tail signify, right?

[glowy_brows]

Yes, they mean you're a virgin. But who cares?! They're freakin' cute!

[mollyforeva]

I... promise me that you'll never change too much, okay? You're just... I love you.

[glowy_brows]

*blinks*

You say some weird things sometimes, but I love ya anyway!

*still trying to figure out how to make cat ears*

Ngh... It doesn't seem to be working... Wonder what I'm doing wrong?