Cuuuuuute!

[glowy_brows]

People are suddenly sprouting cat ears and tails! They're really cute, I want one! Are any of you up for adoption? I promise to give you lots of food and water, and a soft bed to sleep on. And plenty of jelly-bunnies to play with.

I wish I had cat ears and a tail... Maybe Eva would like me more if I did...

Comments

[mollyforeva]

...Jordan, dear, you do know what the ears and tail signify, right?

[glowy_brows]

Yes, they mean you're a virgin. But who cares?! They're freakin' cute!

[mollyforeva]

I... promise me that you'll never change too much, okay? You're just... I love you.

[glowy_brows]

*blinks*

You say some weird things sometimes, but I love ya anyway!

*still trying to figure out how to make cat ears*

Ngh... It doesn't seem to be working... Wonder what I'm doing wrong?

[mollyforeva]

You're just so completely different from any other guy I know. I don't want you to lose that. ♥ ♥ ♥

I like you fine without the ears, you know. They'd be fun to bat at and scratch behind and see if you'd purr, but... you're probably not meant to have them, if it's not working out.

[glowy_brows]

Nyuuu... No fair... I'll keep practicing! I mean, if Satis could use his powers to become Super-Racer, then I should be able to use my powers to become a cat-boy!

Maybe I'll just wait around and try to catch the virus, if it ever pops up again. Wonder what other nifty virus things they have on the internet?

[mollyforeva]

...I'm not sure how that works out, logically speaking, but if you really want the ears so badly, keep on trying.

I don't know if it will... reading back, I don't think they've ever had a virus hit twice. As to other viruses... there was one a while ago where people got turned into kids, and more recently another one where people randomly fell in love or lust or something....

[glowy_brows]

Aww... I missed the little kid virus, too? Why do I keep missing all the cute ones? That's it! I'm gonna stick around and wait until I get hit by the next one!

((OOC: Oh, the irony! He's gonna regret those words very soon... XD))

[mollyforeva]

*would type a coherent response, but CAN'T STOP GIGGLING*

((OOC: Ooh, is he ever. XD))