[Video post.]

[badasssecretary]

[Tatsumi is in front of the National diet building in Tokyo, with a clipboard in his hands and not paying much attention to his surroundings. Screams are heard in the background and the sound of people running, then a group of mangled zombies show up in front of the camera. Tatsumi frowns at the clipboard, ignoring the approaching zombies

Comments

[phoenix_temple]

A large number of them have appeared in my world, Tatsumi-san.

[badasssecretary]

Just Tatsumi it's fine, Fuu.

Thanks for telling me, there's something or someone interfering in the natural influx. Are you in a safe place?

[phoenix_temple]

I prefer "-san" if you don't mind.

Kaito-san offered a safe place.

[badasssecretary]

Alright, I don't mind.

Isn't his world filled with zombies too?

[toxiccrown]

Tatsumi? The hell did I miss?

[badasssecretary]

Mr. White, the man I wanted to talk with. You are missing a zombie invasion. Do you want to come over and give us a hand? We would like your...services.

[toxiccrown]

Zombies? Really?

I mean, of course! Where are you? I'll be right there.

[badasssecretary]

What it looks like, dinosaurs?

Ah..perfect. You can worldhop on your won, right? I'm in Tokyo.

[platycodon]

[badasssecretary]

[platycodon]

[He just wants to see what they do to handle the situation.]

[badasssecretary]

[You stalker, you. He's ignoring you and walking around writtingin his notepad and cutting zombies from time to time.]

[theman_inred]

We've got them here, but they shouldn't be too hard to handle. Most of them are just as dumb as hellspawn.

Mello was in the Maid Cafe? I can't remember if thsi 2 talked before.

[badasssecretary]

Zombies are always dumb, but they can still be a problem. 'Here' is..earth? I'm not sure what's your world.

They haven't, as far as I can recall. And this is Dante, not Mello. X3!

[theman_inred]

Yeah, Earth. One of the many here, mine just enjoys having portals from Hell open up once in a while to drop off some demons.

They can be a problem, but not for now. Besides, I'm not the only one taking care of it here.

Agh /facepalm. sorry I thought that it was mello >>' I don't even know why

[badasssecretary]

Mine has the bad habit to do that too if we are not careful. You are a Shinigami?

At least you are not alone in this. I don't think we met, I'm Seiichiro Tatsumi.

[crackpotcrocker]

We have quite a few of them here in Dimmsdale, but the town is doing a decent job of keeping them at bay.

Speaking, of which, don't believe we've met.

[badasssecretary]

Dimmsdale? That's in Earth?

No, we didn't. I'm Seiichiro Tatsumi.

[crackpotcrocker]

Yes, it's on Earth.

GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF ME!

[Insert some pitch forking effects here]

California to be exact.

Denzel Crocker, Mr. Tatsumi.

Can I ask why -

SOMEONE USE THE FLAME THROWER!

[Insert some flame thrower sound effects]

FIDDLESTICKS! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?! I'M NOT A ZOMBIE!

THAT'S THE ZOMBIE!

Now, I have dead skin to chip off

[Insert flame thrower sound effects again]

Now, that's more like it.

[Random Goat noise is heard]

Now, where was I?

Oh, yes. What is this about, 'this falling under your jurisdiction'?

I LOLED SO MUCH XD

[badasssecretary]

California. It soudns like you have it all...mostly under control Mr. Crocker.

My jurisdiction, as in, people that shodul be dead but aren't.