[Video post.]
[Tatsumi is in front of the National diet building in Tokyo, with a clipboard in his hands and not paying much attention to his surroundings. Screams are heard in the background and the sound of people running, then a group of mangled zombies show up in front of the camera. Tatsumi frowns at the clipboard, ignoring the approaching zombies
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Speaking, of which, don't believe we've met.
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No, we didn't. I'm Seiichiro Tatsumi.
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GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF ME!
[Insert some pitch forking effects here]
California to be exact.
Denzel Crocker, Mr. Tatsumi.
Can I ask why -
SOMEONE USE THE FLAME THROWER!
[Insert some flame thrower sound effects]
FIDDLESTICKS! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?! I'M NOT A ZOMBIE!
THAT'S THE ZOMBIE!
Now, I have dead skin to chip off
[Insert flame thrower sound effects again]
Now, that's more like it.
[Random Goat noise is heard]
Now, where was I?
Oh, yes. What is this about, 'this falling under your jurisdiction'?
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My jurisdiction, as in, people that shodul be dead but aren't.
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Minus the children
But I'd say we do. None of us had this much fun, since the last riot.
Especially, me. Since I was the one they where rioting on
GAH! GET AWAY FROM MOTHER!
[More pitch sound effects]
I see, so sort of 'assisting' job of some Death or another?
(Did Tatsumi catch that Crocker just got crisped and is still alive? xD)
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Yout mother is there?
(he's not that sure abotu what happened but he suspectsXD)
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[After his usual spazz of three, his pitch fork lands end point in his rear, which one would hear a sound effect for]
[Crocker screams at the top of his lungs in pain, shooting up in the air before landing smack onto a zombie]
bRaInS
[To himself] Mmmm. This is a precarious situation.
[To the zombie, nervous laugh] I just love what you did with your -
BrAiNs
[Screams in fright, from a far you hear another voice, maybe it's Timmy's Dad who knows and then the sound of the zombie being taken down. The town that riots together stays together]
Of course she is. [Like it should be obvoius]
At which I should probably head off, this till these zombies are gone.
(Hee)
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Are you sure you don't need help?
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[More pitch forking sounds and other shouts, manically laughing, flame thrower, chain saw, and goat noises heard in the background.]
As much as I'm enjoying this, I think at this point, help may be -
[POOF sound effect; all of a sudden; one hears The Monster Mash playing over all the fighting, and slowly very slowly, everyone expect Crocker who's suspicious starts to instantly DANCE]
Wait a second... Zombies don't dance, with people! Much less to the Monster Mash.
There's only one logical explanation This most be the work of -
[Sound of a metal can is heard at his feet]
Mmmm. What's this?
[A spray sound is heard]
It's knock out gas. [Stating sleepy, before falling to the ground with little snores]
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He WTF's all the time at Timmy
I mean srs, how did there all of a sudden did the US only have 49 US states and not 50? Currently.
And he's not going to be doing anything till the virus has passed. :)
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^^' oK!
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