I'm addicted to that FML site. It feels fitting right now, considering.

[goddamn_ironman]

So apparently, Germany is just as boring as the United States. You would think foreign countries are more exciting because you can pretty much pretend half the population is saying whatever you want them to be saying (money talks louder than the actual language anyway)-- Whatever, that's not the point of this

Comments

[checkmymobile]

1.) You are not buying a shark.

2.) ...The Ironettes. Really?

3.) ...There really is no three, but this comment seemed juvenile with only two bullet points.

[goddamn_ironman]

1. You don't know that.

2. Yes. Gothamettes sounds lame, your jealousy is showing.

3. You know what's juvenile? Your mom.

[checkmymobile]

1.) Where are you going to keep it?

2.) You honestly think Ironettes has a ring to it. I'm concerned.

3.) My mother's dead.

[goddamn_ironman]

1. My yard.

2. ... It does. What's wrong with it?

3. I know, right? Stop bringing her up. It's creepy.

[doomedyouth00]

You haven't asked any questions...

[goddamn_ironman]

-- Do you know where I can buy a shark?
-- What do you think of Ironettes?

You could at least pretend like you read the post, kid. This is just sad.

[doomedyouth00]

Those were meant to keep you from flying?

1) Why would you want to.
2) Never heard of them.

[goddamn_ironman]

Hypothetically.

1. Land sharks.
2. That's because they don't exist. Yet.

[cannotemotealie]

Hot American women in Uncle Sam short shorts

And you're asking for permission for this. LMAO!

[goddamn_ironman]

It was more of a 'praise me for doing this' than anything, I'll be honest here.

[cannotemotealie]

I'm praisin' you, but I gotta ask WTF you could use them for. Other than music videos, but you don't look like the kinda guy who raps, LOL.

Bonus points if you can combine sexy women and sharks.

[goddamn_ironman]

Iron Man is getting pretty popular. Feels only right to have something pretty to appease my fans.

... I don't think that's scientifically possible but I'm intrigued.

[damnthesky]

That depends, what kind of shark are you looking into?

[goddamn_ironman]

... What kind of types are there? A bigass one.

[damnthesky]

Depends on your definiton of bigass. Great Whites are big in general, and the most dangerous could be considered the Bull Shark.

Unless you're considering a box-weapon type shark in which case I just might let you borrow him but I don't fucking trust strangrs I don't know.

[dei_2da_roy]

I know a lady who's a shark, but other then that I don't know where ya can buy one.

[goddamn_ironman]

... Wait.

Wait.

Ladysharks exist? What the fuck does she look like? Top or bottom half?

[dei_2da_roy]

I don't know man, it's kinda like both. She has a tail but she also has legs. But she don't like look like a shark on the top half and I'm sure as hell that she ain't a dolphin.