I'm addicted to that FML site. It feels fitting right now, considering.

[goddamn_ironman]

So apparently, Germany is just as boring as the United States. You would think foreign countries are more exciting because you can pretty much pretend half the population is saying whatever you want them to be saying (money talks louder than the actual language anyway)-- Whatever, that's not the point of this

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[vengeful_virtue]

I imagine if you get access to the black market, they'll sell you anything. Even sharks. Not that I would know personally or anything.

Barring that, I'd imagine there are fishing vessels that will catch them, depending on the shark.

[goddamn_ironman]

I really don't want to deal with that whole Black Market thing. I think it's called morals but I'm not sure.

From what I recall, Sharks can't be stationary or they suffocate so I'm afraid if it's netted, it'll die before I can get ahold of it. Do you think I can buy one from the zoo? Hmm...

[vengeful_virtue]

Well, they'd also rip you off like no other.

Depends on the zoo...and what country the zoo is in, I'd imagine. The United States probably has laws about such things; other countries, maybe not.

[entthront]

Find someone, and bribe a shark out of them! Easy. What's an arc reactor?

[goddamn_ironman]

I think the issue is finding someone with a shark. None of your business.

[entthront]

Someone here's bound to have one! Why can't I know?

[know_sacrifice]

......Why do you want a shark?

Ironettes. Seriously?

[goddamn_ironman]

Land sharks.

Yeah! I think it'd be awesome. It's like having a personal troupe of cheerleaders.

[know_sacrifice]

I think I saw that movie on the Sci-Fi channel. I'm pretty sure the shark killed every single one of the sexy co-eds.

So you'd have to keep your Ironettes very, very far away.

[bluespring]

You were talking about sharks last time, too. When did you become such a fan?

[goddamn_ironman]

Since I realized I can create a device that lets them swim on land.

[bluespring]

...why?