I'm addicted to that FML site. It feels fitting right now, considering.
So apparently, Germany is just as boring as the United States. You would think foreign countries are more exciting because you can pretty much pretend half the population is saying whatever you want them to be saying (money talks louder than the actual language anyway)-- Whatever, that's not the point of this.
The point is, Germans have good ale (in moderation, I promise) and I've been thinking way too much about sharks. Do any of you know where I can... buy one? Scientific purposes only.
I'm also thinking of more promotional things: what do you think of the Ironettes? Hot American women in Uncle Sam short shorts, arc reactor affixed between their ample bosoms, dancing in unison...
I kind of miss America now. And I need better company.
I guess that's why I'm on here-- Entertain me and answer my questions otherwise it's joyride time and I'm pretty sure I'd be violating some no fly zone codes here.
The point is, Germans have good ale (in moderation, I promise) and I've been thinking way too much about sharks. Do any of you know where I can... buy one? Scientific purposes only.
I'm also thinking of more promotional things: what do you think of the Ironettes? Hot American women in Uncle Sam short shorts, arc reactor affixed between their ample bosoms, dancing in unison...
I kind of miss America now. And I need better company.
I guess that's why I'm on here-- Entertain me and answer my questions otherwise it's joyride time and I'm pretty sure I'd be violating some no fly zone codes here.