Comments | dramadramaduck: [Locked from Virginia] I need some "medicine"

drifterforhire in dramadramaduck

[Locked from Virginia] I need some "medicine"

Jan 30, 2009 01:29

Look, I already know most of these worlds have way better medical facilities than my own. So that means, you've probably got better medicines and painkillers, too ( Read more... )

jet enduro

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bluespring January 30 2009, 08:31:48 UTC

It's no good to keep relying on painkillers. Do you want to keep taking them for the rest of your life?

drifterforhire January 30 2009, 16:18:18 UTC

I'm not relying on them! It's just... I'm weaning myself off, okay? This "cold turkey" shit ain't gonna cut it!

bluespring January 30 2009, 18:17:59 UTC

...hm. I suppose I could see what I can find.

[She's totally gonna send him some Altoids or something.]

drifterforhire January 30 2009, 18:23:32 UTC

Oh, thank the Guardians above! You're a real lifesaver!

I promise, I'll only take one pill when I really, really need it!

((Pfffffffft, go for it! Jet's gonna be pissed when he tries it out! XD))

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notheoryinchaos January 30 2009, 09:19:42 UTC

I'm always willing to help the Midgarder. I prefer payments not be made in coin, however.

drifterforhire January 30 2009, 16:18:56 UTC

Midgarder?

But Gella is all I have. You can't accept gold coins?

notheoryinchaos January 30 2009, 20:58:35 UTC

Another term for human.

I could, but I prefer less material payments.

drifterforhire January 30 2009, 21:06:19 UTC

Uh-huh.

Like... what?

maraihi January 30 2009, 12:31:36 UTC

When can I do your hair?

drifterforhire January 30 2009, 16:20:05 UTC

...when I'm not in excruciating pain.

You could help with that, you know?

maraihi January 31 2009, 00:07:24 UTC

I could, but what do I get out of it?

drifterforhire January 31 2009, 03:20:27 UTC

You get to play with my hair and put little ribbons in it.

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poison_puppet January 30 2009, 13:44:00 UTC

I've got some stuff that could work. But Miss. Virginia was quite adamant about not allowing you any more drugs.

drifterforhire January 30 2009, 16:20:42 UTC

You do?

Wait, how do you know Virginia doesn't want me taking any more painkillers?

poison_puppet January 30 2009, 20:23:29 UTC

Yes. It would render you unconscious and augment your innate healing powers. And maybe turn you into a monkey...

Because she explicitly requested it Here.

drifterforhire January 30 2009, 21:05:44 UTC

How long would I be unconscious for?

Yeah. I noticed. Bitch needs to keep her nose out of my business.

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explodingcamels January 31 2009, 17:08:26 UTC

...You try knockin' yerself out with somethin'? It'll sure take care of that sleep problem.

drifterforhire January 31 2009, 17:13:47 UTC

They won't let me have any thing even remotely similar to morphine. So, no. No drugs whatsoever. This sucks!

explodingcamels January 31 2009, 18:00:35 UTC

Whoa, who said anythin' about drugs? I'm talkin' blunt objects, here.

drifterforhire January 31 2009, 23:13:49 UTC

Blunt trauma to the head will not get rid of my pain. In fact, I do believe it would make it worse.

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