[Locked from Virginia] I need some "medicine"

[drifterforhire]

Look, I already know most of these worlds have way better medical facilities than my own. So that means, you've probably got better medicines and painkillers, too

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[maraihi]

When can I do your hair?

[drifterforhire]

...when I'm not in excruciating pain.

You could help with that, you know?

[maraihi]

I could, but what do I get out of it?

[drifterforhire]

You get to play with my hair and put little ribbons in it.

[maraihi]

Sounds like a deal.

[drifterforhire]

After my drinking contest with Asuka.

So, you gonna send me some pain pills, or not?

[maraihi]

...Not if you're going drinking, I'm not.

[drifterforhire]

Goddammit, why not?

[maraihi]

Alcohol enhances the effects of a lot of drugs. Some can cause a complete shut down of your system, others it'll just counter-act against so that it doesn't do anything.
In other words, it can kill you.

[drifterforhire]

Huh? I ain't never heard of that.

[maraihi]

That's how it works.

So no drugs for you.

[drifterforhire]

kdjhfakfakga FUCK.

Have it your way! I don't need your stupid medicine! I'll get it somewhere else!

[maraihi]

I'm not going to let you have medicine if you're going to be drinking. Do you have any idea how bad the side effects can be?

[drifterforhire]

I'm only gonna take one pill! Just aspirin! It can't be that bad, can it? You have no idea how much pain I'm in right now!

[maraihi]

It can cause your stomach to bleed.

So choose one. Do you want to go drinking or do you want medicine?

[drifterforhire]

Fine. I'll take the medicine AFTER I'm done drinking. There. Happy?