[Locked from Virginia] I need some "medicine"

[drifterforhire]

Look, I already know most of these worlds have way better medical facilities than my own. So that means, you've probably got better medicines and painkillers, too

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[explodingcamels]

...You try knockin' yerself out with somethin'? It'll sure take care of that sleep problem.

[drifterforhire]

They won't let me have any thing even remotely similar to morphine. So, no. No drugs whatsoever. This sucks!

[explodingcamels]

Whoa, who said anythin' about drugs? I'm talkin' blunt objects, here.

[drifterforhire]

Blunt trauma to the head will not get rid of my pain. In fact, I do believe it would make it worse.

[explodingcamels]

But it'll knock you out real quick! Believe me, I've tried it!

[drifterforhire]

How are you not brain dead?

[explodingcamels]

My head's hard as a rock! It's gotta be, 'cause I've got rocks fallin' on it all the time.

[drifterforhire]

...are you retarded or something? If a rock falls on your head, you die.

[explodingcamels]

Tell that to all the rocks that hit me fer the last few decades!

[drifterforhire]

............

You're clinically insane.

[explodingcamels]

Hey, bein' able to take a few hits doesn't make me crazy! I just gotta tough noggin, y'know?

[drifterforhire]

How is that even humanely possible?

Unless you're not human and you're some kinda freak of nature?

[explodingcamels]

I'm plenty human! I just take a lotta' rocks in my line of work! And, y'know, sometimes I got a helmet on.

[drifterforhire]

...only sometimes?

[explodingcamels]

Well, y'can't always keep it from gettin' knocked off!