*trots up to Sauron's temple*

*think it looks promising*

*scratches at the door*

Hm. I appear to have been rumbled. Ah well. I'm getting bigger. I wonder if I can do the dragon-reek trick yet...

*concentrates*

*a cloud of brownish, vapour smelling of death and putrefaction begins to rize from his scales*

*sniffs* Oh yeah, that smells so much better than chocolate...

GAH! I'm one of the most feared servants of Morgoth, will I ever get over the embarassment of being taken for a walk by a toddler weilding a cock leash?

*trots into the kitchen*

*looks around until he finds a timer, holds it in his mouth and pads out to the back patio*

*Lies on the stone, sunning himself*

PING!*re-sets the timer and turns over ( Read more... )