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GAH! I'm one of the most feared servants of Morgoth, will I ever get over the embarassment of being taken for a walk by a toddler weilding a cock leash?
*trots into the kitchen*
*looks around until he finds a timer, holds it in his mouth and pads out to the back patio*
*Lies on the stone, sunning himself*
PING!
*re-sets the timer and turns over onto his back* :)
*trots into the kitchen*
*looks around until he finds a timer, holds it in his mouth and pads out to the back patio*
*Lies on the stone, sunning himself*
PING!
*re-sets the timer and turns over onto his back* :)