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[dragon_father]

*has an itchy back. A really REALLY itchy back.* :(

*tries leaning up against a tree to scratch it grizzly bear style.*
*tree uproots and falls over in a matter of seconds.*

Dammit. I'm too big.

*wriggles and looks for something more robust*

*spots a large, stone phallus in the distance*

Ah, perfect. *lumbers towards it*

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[highkingingwe]

*looks out the window* Oh. Shit.

[dragon_father]

*pats the tower with his fore-leg*

Yep. That'll do.

*rears up on his hind legs and crashes into the tower, with his back against it*

*rubs up and down*

Ohhhhhh yeah...that's it....oh that's sooooo much better. :D :D :D

[highkingingwe]

*feels the foundations shaking*

>:| PISS OFF!!!

[dragon_father]

Nearly done...this is great! :D :D :D

*hears a loud crunching sound*

*puts all four feet on the ground again and backs away*

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