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[dragon_father]

*has an itchy back. A really REALLY itchy back.* :(

*tries leaning up against a tree to scratch it grizzly bear style.*
*tree uproots and falls over in a matter of seconds.*

Dammit. I'm too big.

*wriggles and looks for something more robust*

*spots a large, stone phallus in the distance*

Ah, perfect. *lumbers towards it*

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[highkingingwe]

*looks out the window* Oh. Shit.

[dragon_father]

*pats the tower with his fore-leg*

Yep. That'll do.

*rears up on his hind legs and crashes into the tower, with his back against it*

*rubs up and down*

Ohhhhhh yeah...that's it....oh that's sooooo much better. :D :D :D

[highkingingwe]

*feels the foundations shaking*

>:| PISS OFF!!!

[dragon_father]

Nearly done...this is great! :D :D :D

*hears a loud crunching sound*

*puts all four feet on the ground again and backs away*

Oooops...

[highkingingwe]

>:|

[dragon_father]

Okay, so I might have fucked the foundations a little, but it's not like it fell over completely.

And think of the cheap tat you'll be able to flog the tourists!

[highkingingwe]

Can't you put it back?

[dragon_father]

What do I look like? A builder?

*spots a piece of fallen masonary*

*bats it to the side to reveal a squashed elf underneath it*

Ooooh! Pate de fois Elfie! Nothing but the best in this place! *scarfs the elf down*

[highkingingwe]

:o

*mutters* Fucking lizards.

[dragon_father]

*ambles off, tail drifting lazily from side to side*

*snickers about Ingwe's palace now suffering from erectile dysfunction*

[highkingingwe]

*is uber-fucking pissed off*

*more about the erectile dysfunction bit than the damage to the Mindon*

[lomion_maeglin]

What the fuck was that? o_0

[highkingingwe]

I think we'll be living at the pub for a while because A SODDING GREAT DRAGON JUST PUSHED MY TOWER OVER!

[lomion_maeglin]

*watches assorted books, dishes etc. lose the fight with balance and crash to the floor* :S

[highkingingwe]

*can't. quite. take. this*

*twitches*

*mutters about "priceless" and "irreplaceable"*

*lights a cigarette with shaking hands*

[dragon_father]

*but a fucking GREAT back scratcher*