I love boobies

Somebody asked me the other day whether I'd ever marry a white girl. I looked at him with disgust and said. "What kind of question is that? You think I would judge a person by race, color, religion or ethnicity? Come on now, I have more sense than that, I look beyond that. It's all about cup size. I love boobies. Take a nice pair of large, perky ( Read more... )

This election was good for a number of reasons ( Read more... )

Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22 and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned by a east coast resident, ( Read more... )

If you are any kind of strategy game fan, you gotta play this. I was not a huge fan of Civ III but they brought back Sid Meier to make Civ IV and its pretty fricken sweet. They have made some modifications to it, some great, some meh. They have added religion to it, and you send your missionaries to try and convert people. Its not so important that ( Read more... )

So I'm walking into my conference which is being teleconferenced by Saskatoon. My classmates, who all knew I didn't not want to go to this thing to begin with but that I had been forced by my college to attend, aske me if I had any questions. I replied, "FUCK NO!" unbeknownst to me that the microphone on our end was on and that my response had just ( Read more... )

So I am literally months away from becoming a MD...scary thought, I know. Currently I'm on my obstetrics and gynecology rotation...So I'm getting a lot of pussy, but not the good kind. Today I scrubbed in on a laproscopic hysterectomy. It was an 82 year old woman and I had the pleasure of being in the captain's chair...The captain's chair is NOT as ( Read more... )

You Are A: Bear Cub!

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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change ( Read more... )

So I was at the bar the other night and the local radio station has this draw thing happening. The prizes weren't that great, but hey it was free. The big prize was some hot tub party...didn't win. The next big prize would have been the OC 2nd season...again, no luck (Damnit, I would have watched that scene with Marissa kissing Alex over and over ( Read more... )