I'll Fuckin' be home of April 8th. I can't wait to see my niggas.

This city rocks my face. There is so much to do here. Unfortunately I spend most of my time on the toilet. I ate 51 buffalo wings on monday night. I didn't shit my pants but I think it may have given me an ulcer. Other than that I rule ( Read more... )

Just been chillin' at the same places lately. I took last night off from going out and it was awesome. I watched "The Empire Strikes Back" for the 800th time this week. I am so fucking cool. Darth Vader is the baddest muther fucker in the galaxy right next to me, if he is more machine than he is man, does that mean he shits nuts and bolts? I ( Read more... )

Not much going on as of late. A few beers here and there, not much else. Been laying low. Gettin' kinda homesick. I have some awesome friends here but nobody can replace my boys back home. I think I need a girlfriend soon, I am getting kinda bored. Maybe I should adopt a kid to beat the shit out of. It would give me a reason to play with G.I ( Read more... )

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE ME ( Read more... )

It is now Wednesday and I am fully recovered fromt this past weekends bachelor party in New Orleans. I am now willing to share with you what I remember now that I can see again ( Read more... )

1. Your name spelled backwards? Nhoj ( Read more... )

It been a long time since I have updated, so here is the last month in a nutshell ( Read more... )

I found the greatest bar ever! Here is what it sounds like:

1) Cold Beer
2) Loud (Rock) Music
3) Hot Women
4) Mechanical Bull

It was so good. To top it all off, I had a good time sober! I fucking love this city!

I start work at the bar tonight. It's been nice knowing you all.