The weekend
It is now Wednesday and I am fully recovered fromt this past weekends bachelor party in New Orleans. I am now willing to share with you what I remember now that I can see again.
Friday:
Was drunk by noon. Don't remember much past lunch. Sent much time in strip clubs. they were so awesome. Passed out at 3 a.m. not remembering too much of the day.
Saturday:
Took it a bit slow on the drinking becasue I didn't want to pass out by 5 p.m. Went to the casino and I won $175 playing 3 hands of carribean stud. cashed out and went and spent all of it on strippers and booze. Did many very interesting shots. Drank many beers and then drank a few hurricanes. Realized that a hurricane is the worst drink of all time. I lost my vision by 3 a.m. and somehow still managed to find my way home.
After this weekend I realized that women have no shame and will do anything to get someone to go back to their hotel room with them. They are all whores down in the city of Louisiana.
Greatest vacation ever.
Friday:
Was drunk by noon. Don't remember much past lunch. Sent much time in strip clubs. they were so awesome. Passed out at 3 a.m. not remembering too much of the day.
Saturday:
Took it a bit slow on the drinking becasue I didn't want to pass out by 5 p.m. Went to the casino and I won $175 playing 3 hands of carribean stud. cashed out and went and spent all of it on strippers and booze. Did many very interesting shots. Drank many beers and then drank a few hurricanes. Realized that a hurricane is the worst drink of all time. I lost my vision by 3 a.m. and somehow still managed to find my way home.
After this weekend I realized that women have no shame and will do anything to get someone to go back to their hotel room with them. They are all whores down in the city of Louisiana.
Greatest vacation ever.