FIC: The District (2/?)

[dorkorific]

Title: The District (2/?)
Author: Rave (dorkorific)
Fandoms: Football RPF. The West Wing (eventually). Punditfic.
Characters: Include but are not limited to: Iker Casillas, Xabi Alonso, Steven Gerrard, Pepe Reina, Cristiano Ronaldo, Kaká, Bojan Krkic, Leo Messi, David Villa, Victor Valdés, Gerard Pique, Carles Puyol, Cesc Fabregas, Rachel Maddow, Raul

Comments

[lolatweeti]

OMG yessss it's back!!! BRB, going to read.

[lolatweeti]

THAT. WAS. AWESOME.

I don't even know where to start. OMG what is up with Cesc??? LOL, Raul's endorsement of Iker was hilarious. Xabi/Stevie are awesome. And I love your Pepe. Poor Messi!!
Loved this "What was that for?" "On principle" xD

Artur Boruc cameo FTMFW. And Rachel Maddow OMFG.

I love this to a Stangirl level xD

[dorkorific]

Thank you so much!! Poor Cesc, whatever crisis he is having he is clearly not handling so well. Messi, on the other hand, handles everything with terrifying calm and competence. :D I'm really glad you're liking it!

[wh_mermaid]

YESSSSS!

You get a gazillion cool points for mentioning Artur Boruc and corn together! He should interview Taylor Swift in an article ^_~

Mesut's English=love. Also, more points for Cris calling Sergio "patches"

I can't wait to see what's up with Cesc. I'm also looking forward to the awkwardness of the Gala mwuahahaha. This is brilliant as always <3

[dorkorific]

ahahahah yes and his IDIOT NEIGHBOR DAN WYKOWSKI. We'll see if I can make that one happen.

Thanks so much for reading -- glad you're enjoying it!

[dorkorific]

ahahahah jskfjdkls you're killing me here. I am so glad that you liked it and that I am not the only one enamored of the idea of Sara as an ass-kicking name-taking Lady Advocate?? There IS going to be hell and NGL, I am kind of tickled about getting to write it. Thank you!!

ps I totally included that song so i could personally dance to it, GLAD YOU COULD JOIN ME

[sugarlungs]

ahahahajhhahahahhahah oh my god i actually shrieked hahahahahahah i am still so fucking beyond embarrassing about this. ummmahbgjsbagj i was actually cackling. like fucking,

“I’m legitimately afraid not to run them,” Bojan said, eyeing the piece, which was - at the moment -- apparently entitled I KEEP ASKING WHY THERE IS TOO MUCH CORN SYRUP IN ALL OF THE FOODS BUT NO ONE WILL GIVE ME AN ANSWER!!!!!!

i choked on my seltzer, so, you know, thanks.

i love love lvoe LOVELOVELOVEVEVE cristiano + kaka. i hate pique on principle, in my daily life, but i... augh. i really like him here. whatever. WHATEVER!! i want xabi to be my boyfriend and this is going to turn into an Actual Problem in the very near future, if things continue like so, so stop that. i love everything. i love this. i don't understand why there's not more of it. i'm jonesing. what. abhahhahhahhahhahhaahhaha okay i'm going to end this comment before it gets out of handhahahhaahha oh my god

[dorkorific]

ahahahahahh you are a DELIGHT um okay. Thank you. thank you for reading it and not mocking me incessantly. I want Xabi to be my boyfriend too, WHO DOESN'T. Actually yeats and I were talking about how it is hard to write him because all one wants to do is draw little hearts around his face, his perfect faaaaaace?? Like 90% of this story is just an excuse for me to dress him in different outfits. I made a special polyvore for that specific purpose. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME FANDOM

anyway did i say thank you already?? thank you. I am so soso glad you're liking it. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

re: his FACE

[sugarlungs]

okay so not gonna lie half of the reason my pictures folder is such a warzone is because i keep naming all my files things like "OH MY GOD SHUT THE ACTUAL FUCK UP" & "I JUST WANT TO THROW YOU" etc. but then people send me shit like this & i can't not, you know? --

Re: his FACE

[dorkorific]

HAHAHAHhahh a few ACTUAL names from my pics folder: "xabi_I WANNA LUUUV YOU-YOU ALREADY KNOOOW.gif", "xabi_i will take that suit off with my teeth.gif", "xabi_i wanna do things to your face.jpg" "xabi_literally everything here is perfect.gif", "xabi_just stop it okay just ughhhhh stoppppppppppp.jpg", "xabi_i give up just fucking shoot me in the face now.jpg".

[roses_and_stuff]

Wow. Another amazing update :D I'm in love. Everything is absolutely wonderful. It's one of those 'once I start reading I can't stop' things so I went back to reread. :)

[roses_and_stuff]

WOW. short comment is short. Apologies; here is my attempt to be more specfic in what I liked. xD

MESUT. He's cute. I love his English.

Cris and Kaka. I love how Ricky is so oblivious to the things Cris makes references to. Because in my head this is exactly how it is. lol.

oo;; Poor Cesc! Wonder what's going on with him. Haha loved how Pique was being all concerned for his friend.

I should add that I love Alex. And Sara. And pretty much everyone else too. <3 I was pretty much laughing at everything because it's so smartly written. :)

[dorkorific]

Thank you so much!! Really really glad you liked it. :D Poor Kaka. I kind of hope, for his sake, that he will never understand Cris's Jersey Shore references.