FIC: The District (2/?)

[dorkorific]

Title: The District (2/?)
Author: Rave (dorkorific)
Fandoms: Football RPF. The West Wing (eventually). Punditfic.
Characters: Include but are not limited to: Iker Casillas, Xabi Alonso, Steven Gerrard, Pepe Reina, Cristiano Ronaldo, Kaká, Bojan Krkic, Leo Messi, David Villa, Victor Valdés, Gerard Pique, Carles Puyol, Cesc Fabregas, Rachel Maddow, Raul

Comments

[sugarlungs]

ahahahajhhahahahhahah oh my god i actually shrieked hahahahahahah i am still so fucking beyond embarrassing about this. ummmahbgjsbagj i was actually cackling. like fucking,

“I’m legitimately afraid not to run them,” Bojan said, eyeing the piece, which was - at the moment -- apparently entitled I KEEP ASKING WHY THERE IS TOO MUCH CORN SYRUP IN ALL OF THE FOODS BUT NO ONE WILL GIVE ME AN ANSWER!!!!!!

i choked on my seltzer, so, you know, thanks.

i love love lvoe LOVELOVELOVEVEVE cristiano + kaka. i hate pique on principle, in my daily life, but i... augh. i really like him here. whatever. WHATEVER!! i want xabi to be my boyfriend and this is going to turn into an Actual Problem in the very near future, if things continue like so, so stop that. i love everything. i love this. i don't understand why there's not more of it. i'm jonesing. what. abhahhahhahhahhahhaahhaha okay i'm going to end this comment before it gets out of handhahahhaahha oh my god

[dorkorific]

ahahahahahh you are a DELIGHT um okay. Thank you. thank you for reading it and not mocking me incessantly. I want Xabi to be my boyfriend too, WHO DOESN'T. Actually yeats and I were talking about how it is hard to write him because all one wants to do is draw little hearts around his face, his perfect faaaaaace?? Like 90% of this story is just an excuse for me to dress him in different outfits. I made a special polyvore for that specific purpose. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME FANDOM

anyway did i say thank you already?? thank you. I am so soso glad you're liking it. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

re: his FACE

[sugarlungs]

okay so not gonna lie half of the reason my pictures folder is such a warzone is because i keep naming all my files things like "OH MY GOD SHUT THE ACTUAL FUCK UP" & "I JUST WANT TO THROW YOU" etc. but then people send me shit like this & i can't not, you know? --

Re: his FACE

[dorkorific]

HAHAHAHhahh a few ACTUAL names from my pics folder: "xabi_I WANNA LUUUV YOU-YOU ALREADY KNOOOW.gif", "xabi_i will take that suit off with my teeth.gif", "xabi_i wanna do things to your face.jpg" "xabi_literally everything here is perfect.gif", "xabi_just stop it okay just ughhhhh stoppppppppppp.jpg", "xabi_i give up just fucking shoot me in the face now.jpg".

Re: his FACE

[dorkorific]

ps GOD this GIF ;_; face. face. faaaaaaaace.

http://i767.photobucket.com/albums/xx313/alwaysdignity/gifs/misc_marilynheysexy.gif

Re: his FACE

[sugarlungs]

lmfaofhahhahahaha PERFECTION!! my folder's gotten to the "liability" point in its career and mainly, i'm embarrassed, but also a little -- no. no, just embarrassed.

at least there's

Re: his FACE

[dorkorific]

literallynothingiwouldnotdotothisman.jpg