OTP PRIMER: CRISTIANO RONALDO/RICARDO "KAKÁ" LEITE


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1. Yo I put all the things on A03. Including stuff from like 2006, and also the insanely filthy RM locker-room orgy thing that was comm-locked and that I still kind of can't believe I wrote? THAT'S WHAT'S UP!

2. what a fucking week for my feels, bro.


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valentinesplay reveals are up! which means I can finally admit to you, confessional internet, that I wrote fic where Cesc Fabregas is a kitten and Iker Casillas finds him in a box. (IT'S MORE PLAUSIBLE THAN YOU THINK!) Everything I've written lately is the most embarrassing thing I've ever written. I honestly don't even give a fuck anymore.

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title: Set Me as a Seal Upon Your Heart
author: rave (dorkorific)
words: 31,197 (??) (?????!?!?!??)
pairing: Cristiano Ronaldo/Ricardo “Kakà” Leite (Football RPS)
rating: nc-17
summary: Cris is a half-demon; Ricky’s a new priest.
warnings: Everything involved in writing an RPF romance in which Kakà’s a priest -- appropriations of Catholic and other Christian ( Read more... )

1. ugh, it's a good day. sittin on my front porch, drinkin a beer, creating elaborate art on my keratin outgrowths.


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Little to say about the Copa final, except that I really, really love this team, like, to an extent that's genuinely stupid and uncalled for. and my affection for Cris -- never minor at the best of times -- reached points of genuine hysteria.


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I painted my nails last night, while a) drunk and b) typing half-lucidly at tyrannicides. "i need to sleep with white nails," i thought, "otherwise how can we win????"

Needless to say they do not look so hot this morning. like, one of them has legit bite marks? meaning i gnawed off half of it in the night. good job. but other than that, i'm (  PREPPED FOR THIS. )

Title: The District, Outtake 1: The Au Pair
Author: Rave (dorkorific)
Fandoms: Football RPF AU
Characters: Xabi Alonso, Mats Hummels, Steven Gerrard
Disclaimer: I probably don't have to tell you that this entire premise is ludicrous.
Warnings: explicit sex, voyeurism(?), power-play-ish themes
Summary: Political AU; Xabi meets the guy taking care of Stevie's ( Read more... )