...Alfred, what is this? I think it's going to explode.

Now would be just as well a time as any to wish you all a happy holiday, would it not? Even the children staying here - I never meant to assert that your dysfunction is voluntary, and if I've offended anyone, I hope you'll accept my apology ( Read more... )

It feels like it should be time to leave for the holidays already. I can not even believe how this year is dragging on. It's boring, and I'd like to go home ( Read more... )

Ravenclaw, you are pathetic. That was a trainwreck and I hope you are all ashamed.

Please keep in mind that if you would ever like assistance digging your graves, my team and I would be glad to lend a hand.

Also, is anyone aware of a Calming Draught more effective than the one in our textbook? I would appreciate if you would let me know.

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This fair isn't a bad idea, but it is quite the additional burden on those of us who are trying to prepare for NEWTs. I've yet to come up with a good enough idea...though I suppose I've got time.

Lavi, your broom's arrived. You've a game coming up, so I suggest you come see me and get it~

[Filtered to Kelly]I think I know someone else who would ( Read more... )

Strange time to finally come of age, wouldn't you agree?

...I didn't agree to this reunion.

Where are the current students? I shouldn't be here. I have to go home, watch the house...

It hurts I miss it Please just send me home

If anyone wants to catch up, I'll be taking a walk.

I think this costume may be a bit more scandalous than I'd originally thought.

I suppose I should try avoiding any drafts.

((ooc: This costume being the Bondage Boobflap Wedding Dress. ))

That went well. But it could have gone better. As soon as I track down our darling Keeper who seems to be hiding from me, I'd like you all down on the pitch for a friendly chat about discretion, and why giving the opposing team free shots is not a reliable strategy.

Good luck to both Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff next month. I'm sure your match will be

I am not pregnant.

Now that that's out of the way, Slytherin team? If you have any plans for Hogsmeade this weekend, cancel them. We will be having practice, and you will not complain.