~42nd Dance~

[donttelldaddy]

I am not pregnant.

Now that that's out of the way, Slytherin team? If you have any plans for Hogsmeade this weekend, cancel them. We will be having practice, and you will not complain.

Comments

[tenth_vongola]

[INKBLOTS

HE WOULD HOPE NOT

HE DID NOT TAKE THAT BIRTH CONTROL FOR NOTHING]

[donttelldaddy]

...?

[tenth_vongola]

[What does he even say.]

Nothing.

[donttelldaddy]

So long as you understand.

[historyhammer]

If ya were ya'd make a pretty mum.

[donttelldaddy]

Well, thank you, but I still intend on waiting for a long while.

[historyhammer]

I c'n 'preciate tha'.

I dun t'ink I need t' say good luck wit' th' game this weekend, considering who's playin' ya.

[donttelldaddy]

We'll win, of course, but the well-wishes certainly don't hurt.

[blade_of_faith]

... I must have missed something.

[donttelldaddy]

You're better off, really. It was a misunderstanding.

[redwhiteandhero]

Oh good. I didn't want to have to go easy on you next weekend.

[donttelldaddy]

I wouldn't let you go easy on me, even if I were.

[redwhiteandhero]

Like hell you wouldn't. That's my nephew.

[donttelldaddy]

...there is no nephew.

[notouchythedojo]

Somebody thought you were pregnant?

[lololol]

[donttelldaddy]

They had no actual reason to believe that, they were just misinformed.