Ravenclaw, you are pathetic. That was a trainwreck and I hope you are all ashamed.

Please keep in mind that if you would ever like assistance digging your graves, my team and I would be glad to lend a hand.

Also, is anyone aware of a Calming Draught more effective than the one in our textbook? I would appreciate if you would let me know.

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Strange time to finally come of age, wouldn't you agree?

I think this costume may be a bit more scandalous than I'd originally thought.

I suppose I should try avoiding any drafts.

((ooc: This costume being the Bondage Boobflap Wedding Dress. ))

That went well. But it could have gone better. As soon as I track down our darling Keeper who seems to be hiding from me, I'd like you all down on the pitch for a friendly chat about discretion, and why giving the opposing team free shots is not a reliable strategy.

Good luck to both Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff next month. I'm sure your match will be

That tree is faster than I thought it would be.

Kazama, you have outlived your utility.

Besides the start of Quidditch practice, it's been a fairly quiet week. I suppose that's for the best, but it makes the time spent off the pitch even more boring in comparison to what it used to be. Even the homework is too easy. When is the final year stress going to appear, I wonder ( Read more... )

[private to friends, take that as you will]

~ Write to father
~ Finalize team lineup
~ Astronomy homework
~ Peter...

Anyone who actually knows me couldn't have taken that seriously, could you? If you have even the slightest idea how I spend my spare time...honestly.

Think about things before you get offended, for the love of Merlin.

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I'm sorry, do you lot have any idea where you are? This is Hogwarts, and it is a magic school, in case you've all forgotten. Since when did Muggle entertainment justify a club, much less two of them?

A lot of you have NEWTs coming up, and you're going to spend your time kicking balls around on the grass? You deserve to fail.

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[Filtered to people who know about Lili's hospital business, at least vaguely]I'm home, for the last few days of summer. Father insists that I stay in bed, but I'm not sure I can stand being still for much longer. I'm fine now, really. Just a few scars, most people will never even see them ( Read more... )

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I hate Aurors.

They're the only people in the world who can manage to be endlessly nosy and completely clueless at the same time.