~35th Dance~

[donttelldaddy]

I'm sorry, do you lot have any idea where you are? This is Hogwarts, and it is a magic school, in case you've all forgotten. Since when did Muggle entertainment justify a club, much less two of them?

A lot of you have NEWTs coming up, and you're going to spend your time kicking balls around on the grass? You deserve to fail.

[Filtered to Slytherin]

Get me some first-years.