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Apr 02, 2008 18:52

Hufflepuff?

HUFFLEPUFF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

How DARE any sister of mine be Sorted into Hufflepuff!  No Nott in the HISTORY OF OUR FAMILY has ever been Sorted into Hufflepuff!  This is a DISGRACE to my family name, and to generations of Notts that came before me!  It is an INSULT to my intelligence and to my heritage.

I SPIT ON YOU, HUFFLEPUFF.


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ignoble_savage April 2 2008, 22:58:20 UTC
There is no call for that, Saraswati.

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dontswatme April 2 2008, 23:02:14 UTC
Speak not to me, Savage.

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ignoble_savage April 2 2008, 23:05:25 UTC
Fine. But please, don't insult my house. Sorting has nothing to do with intelligence and everything to do with temperament, and you do everyone a disservice by implying otherwise.

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dontswatme April 2 2008, 23:06:40 UTC
Hufflepuff is for outcasts, pushovers, and fat girls.

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competitivewin April 2 2008, 22:59:37 UTC
She's such a sweetheart. My new best friend.

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dontswatme April 2 2008, 23:02:43 UTC
She may no longer be my sister, but you are to keep your filthy, harpy's claws away from her, Wood.

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competitivewin April 2 2008, 23:06:18 UTC
She's so adorable. She's telling me all about her life at home. I think I'm going to teach her how to play Quidditch.

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dontswatme April 2 2008, 23:07:27 UTC
You shall do no such thing. No proper girl needs to know how to play Quidditch the way you do.

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playingcupid April 2 2008, 23:02:43 UTC
Your COUSIN JACKSON is a Hufflepuff. You are RELATED BY BLOOD.

Whatever. Amitra is my new favourite cousin. The icing on the cake will be when Pranita makes it in Gryffindor.

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dontswatme April 2 2008, 23:03:22 UTC
I am of NO RELATION TO HIM. OR TO YOU.

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playingcupid April 2 2008, 23:06:10 UTC
How's Aunt Padma and the bump?

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dontswatme April 2 2008, 23:08:09 UTC
She is not your aunt and I am not your cousin.

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unspiced April 2 2008, 23:07:47 UTC
I like Hufflepuff. which one is your sister.

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dontswatme April 2 2008, 23:08:24 UTC
I have no sister.

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competitivewin April 2 2008, 23:12:35 UTC
She's the really cute one, Corrie. Come over to the common and I'll introduce you.

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ignoble_savage April 2 2008, 23:14:05 UTC
I'm coming too.

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prefers_jam April 2 2008, 23:10:52 UTC
Other than having my brother in it, there is nothing the matter with Hufflepuff.

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dontswatme April 2 2008, 23:12:23 UTC
Hufflepuff is for fat girls and poofs.

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mont_flinty April 2 2008, 23:48:14 UTC
You're entitled to your opinion, I suppose, medieval as it may be, but this is a blatant lie. I don't think you can really call Winifred Wood fat.

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prefers_jam April 3 2008, 11:49:11 UTC
Unfortunately it is not within our powers to imagine annoying younger siblings away.

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