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dontswatme

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Apr 02, 2008 18:52

Hufflepuff?

HUFFLEPUFF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

How DARE any sister of mine be Sorted into Hufflepuff! No Nott in the HISTORY OF OUR FAMILY has ever been Sorted into Hufflepuff! This is a DISGRACE to my family name, and to generations of Notts that came before me! It is an INSULT to my intelligence and to my heritage.

I SPIT ON YOU, HUFFLEPUFF.

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rathereffable April 2 2008, 23:15:24 UTC

I heard Daddy reacted in almost the same way when he found out my sister and I were Sorted into Slytherin -- And there's that other story about when my Great-Great-Uncle Anthony joined the air force and --

My father is a Hufflepuff.

dontswatme April 2 2008, 23:23:34 UTC

Your father is also a raging alcoholic with -

Yes, dear, I know. And it's lovely for him, but the place has gone terribly down hill these days, I think.

rathereffable April 2 2008, 23:46:46 UTC

Has it? Daddy said that everyone said the same thing about Hufflepuff back in the day and you know he's hardly a pushover. I don't need more of this sort of thing after a shitty first day of term yesterday.

dontswatme April 3 2008, 02:05:38 UTC

Well, no, your father isn't a pushover. But Winifred Wood is in Hufflepuff. And Coriander Bulstrode. Edward, they'll be corrupting her and I won't be able to look after her. And she looks so unfortunate in yellow.

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matthimatical April 2 2008, 23:18:26 UTC

I wouldn't have expected better from a Slytherin with Death Eaters in the family.

Why would your sister being in Hufflepuff be an insult against your intelligence?

dontswatme April 2 2008, 23:24:34 UTC

We are of the same family. It implies that I must be - Hufflepuffy.

matthimatical April 2 2008, 23:48:13 UTC

I thought you said she wasn't your sister, so wouldn't that make you not of the same family anymore anyway?

with_bite April 3 2008, 11:53:23 UTC

No one could ever mistake you for a Hufflepuff. That is not a compliment, by the way.

chrisyaxley April 3 2008, 00:51:32 UTC

Is that really spit? Perhaps you should breathe.

jackedoff April 3 2008, 01:13:45 UTC

There's nothing wrong with Hufflepuff! That just means that your sister is NICE and LOYAL!

midgened April 3 2008, 18:07:02 UTC

As long as you don't spit on anyone in particular, spitting in Hufflepuff really wouldn't do that much. A rug or someone's sock would soak the spit up.