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[dontswatme]

The Correct And Proper Way to Rank Male Hogwartians

#9 - Jonathan Alcott
0/10 - Ginger.

#9 - Jasper St. John
0/0 - Psychotic. Should be institutionalized.

#9 - Nathan Boot
0/10 - Gay.

#9 - Jackson Thomas
0/10 - I speak not of him.

#9 -Albus Potter
0/10 - Worse than his brother.

#8 - James Potter1/10 - Potter and Weasley together.

Comments

[charmingrogue]

Should I be chuffed or offended? Decisions, decisions. I think I'll have to go with chuffed, as the other option would require undue amounts of antagonism.

[prefers_jam]

Jasper and I appreciate your discretion. As do Nathan and I. And whoever else I am in love with. You tell me.

[dontswatme]

I think you and St John would make a psychotic cute couple.

[prefers_jam]

After September 1, we will even be clad in matching outfits.

[smithami]

Why don't you go suck his dick then, freak?

[prefers_jam]

Your class is showing more with each sentence.

[smithami]

As if I care what you think.

[charmingrogue]

I don't believe we're of a similar mindset on several accounts. But that's all right. This would be a rather monotonous conversation otherwise.

[dontswatme]

A conversation about love - monotonous? How could that be?

[charmingrogue]

A conversation in which two people agreed about everything, regardless of topic.

[dontswatme]

Are you saying you enjoy my contrary nature, Phillips?

[charmingrogue]

I did express that I was amused, yeah? Certainly there had to be something to cause said amusement.

[dontswatme]

I'm rather taken aback.

[charmingrogue]

I can tell.

[dontswatme]

Wits like lightning, you have, Phillips.

[charmingrogue]

And the heart and kindness of a saint you have.