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[dontswatme]

The Correct And Proper Way to Rank Male Hogwartians

#9 - Jonathan Alcott
0/10 - Ginger.

#9 - Jasper St. John
0/0 - Psychotic. Should be institutionalized.

#9 - Nathan Boot
0/10 - Gay.

#9 - Jackson Thomas
0/10 - I speak not of him.

#9 -Albus Potter
0/10 - Worse than his brother.

#8 - James Potter
1/10 - Potter and Weasley together. Smarmy git, but not amusing. Wooding Wood. If I could hand out negatives, I would.

#7 - Louis Weasley
2/10 - Weasley. Less repulsive than some of them, but Weasley nonetheless.

# 6- Ashley Chevalier-Pucey
3/10 - A child. A Hufflepuff child.

#5 - Nicholas Flowers
6/10 - Has his moments. Not completely repulsive.

#4 - Daniel Cornfoot
7/10 - Reasonably attractive but obnoxious as fuck.

#4 - Montgomery Flint
7/10 - Decent, but dull.

#3 - Cadoc Phillips
7.1/10 - Reasonably attractive. Amusingly insincere.

#2 - Edward Finch-Fletchley
8/10 - But I’m not going to have you, Edward, dear. I think it’s best we remain friends. But you are dreadfully amusing.

#1 - Mallory Carmichael
9/10 - Attractive enough. Amusing enough. I'd hit it if I were desperate.