Anything Jem can do, I can do better!

[dontcallmekitty]

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[weedy_shy_guy]

*blinks, stares, blinks again and stares some more* Um... I don't remember taking a picture with you, but it looks nice.

And um... *coughs slightly* Um... *shifts nervously* You've made it your New Year's Resolution to... be my girlfriend...?

[dontcallmekitty]

You were drunk, don't worry about it! Clearly you were having a good time and that's all that matters, sugar!

Yes. I did. Because Jem has a girlfriend.

[weedy_shy_guy]

*blinks again* But I don't drink... It makes me have to go to the toilet... But you're right... It does look like I was having a good time. *scratches his head in confusion*

Um, alright. *pouts slightly* So I'm a substitute?

[dontcallmekitty]

You were heavily medicated then. I thought you were drunk. I must've been a right heavy dose of benadryl or somethin'. Or, maybe it was jet lag? It happens. But, you were happy! And I was happy! And Jem was. . . himself.

You don't seem happy now. You seem confused. And that won't work. Okay, look. You bop around with a sign because you need a girlfriend. And I need a boyfriend. See how that works? You're not a substitute! You're better than Bossy Mr. Jem who picked some weirdo freak!

[mutha_flippin]

They're NOT underoos! I don't even know what underoos are!

[dontcallmekitty]

Underoos are little boy underpants which is SO what you wear! All you're missing is a cartoon character on the butt! I bet you have Superman underoos! Do you wear pajamas with feet, too?

[mutha_flippin]

I can't wear them if I don't know what they are! I sleep in regular pajamas, thank you. Hmph. You're rather presumptuous aren't you?

[dontcallmekitty]

You totally wear underoos. Maybe they call them somethin' different in New Zealand, but here? Those are underoos.

You're right kind of cranky, Bossy-Boots. Do you need a nap in the crib?