Anything Jem can do, I can do better!
What? Did ya'll think Jem was the only person on the internet who can post a hot picture? And really, the hottest part of this one is me right smack in the middle of a Conchord sandwich!
So, anyway, now that my fantastic job has vanished - oh, and I mean that real literal because there's no one at Wolfram & Hart anymore, no sign or even names on the door - I've made the personal decision to be a Conchord groupie bodyguard. They're gonna' be right famous soon, and I wanna' make sure I'm 'round to claim the discoverin' rights. No, seriously, I found 'em on myspace, and now their career has taken flight - get it, flight cause they're.. nevermind.
Oh, and my belated New Year's Resolution is to become Bret's girlfriend. Yeah, I said it - Bret, not Jem. Why? Oh, because Jem still wears underoos!