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dontcallmekitty

Anything Jem can do, I can do better!

Feb 10, 2008 02:26

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weedy_shy_guy February 10 2008, 07:50:44 UTC

*blinks, stares, blinks again and stares some more* Um... I don't remember taking a picture with you, but it looks nice.

And um... *coughs slightly* Um... *shifts nervously* You've made it your New Year's Resolution to... be my girlfriend...?

dontcallmekitty February 10 2008, 07:57:08 UTC

You were drunk, don't worry about it! Clearly you were having a good time and that's all that matters, sugar!

Yes. I did. Because Jem has a girlfriend.

weedy_shy_guy February 10 2008, 08:02:31 UTC

*blinks again* But I don't drink... It makes me have to go to the toilet... But you're right... It does look like I was having a good time. *scratches his head in confusion*

Um, alright. *pouts slightly* So I'm a substitute?

dontcallmekitty February 10 2008, 08:06:27 UTC

You were heavily medicated then. I thought you were drunk. I must've been a right heavy dose of benadryl or somethin'. Or, maybe it was jet lag? It happens. But, you were happy! And I was happy! And Jem was. . . himself.

You don't seem happy now. You seem confused. And that won't work. Okay, look. You bop around with a sign because you need a girlfriend. And I need a boyfriend. See how that works? You're not a substitute! You're better than Bossy Mr. Jem who picked some weirdo freak!

weedy_shy_guy February 10 2008, 08:19:43 UTC

*even more confused* I was on medication? Why would I take... Why would I be... *tries to make sense of everything* Well, I guess... it's good to be happy... right?

Um, I am a bit... *tilts his head to the side thoughtfully* Um, yeah... Good point... I think I see how that works... Are you only saying that because you're jealous? Didn't you want to date Jemaine?

dontcallmekitty February 10 2008, 08:33:16 UTC

It was jet lag. Did you ever see those random interviews John Stamos blamed on jet lag? Yeah. It happens.

Good! You catch on fast! I like you already! I'm not jealous! You're super cute.

weedy_shy_guy February 10 2008, 08:48:02 UTC

But why would I have jet lag? I don't remember being on a plane...

You mean you didn't before? Why would you have wanted to be my girlfriend if you didn't like me? Are you sure? Because I remember hearing that you wanted to date Jemaine. But now he's dating Jeanne-Marie. So it'd make sense if you were jealous. *blushes* Um, thank you.

dontcallmekitty February 11 2008, 06:51:49 UTC

Oh, honey bunch, don't worry 'bout it. You're a very busy musician. You take lots of pictures. It's okay that you don't remember. Don't strain your brain trying to remember. Next time we'll take a real cute picture that you'll remember, okay?

No, no, that's not what I meant! Just forget I said that. I like you. Lots. Don't stress 'bout it. Jem was just sayin' that. I was datin' someone else at the time. And, I ain't jealous of Miss Priss or her foul-mouthed brother. Jem's personal life doesn't matter here. Promise.

weedy_shy_guy February 11 2008, 17:02:00 UTC

*blinks* Um... Alright...?

... But we don't really know each other that well. How do you know you like me? How do you know you wouldn't end up not liking me once you got to know me? He was making that up? That wasn't nice of him... Miss Priss? Do you mean Jeanne-Marie? And Jean-Paul?

dontcallmekitty February 12 2008, 04:59:29 UTC

How do I know you won't end up liking me? That's just kind of how it works, ya'know. But if you don't wanna' be my boyfriend, then all you have to do is just say so. . . Oh yes, I mean both. Jean-Paul is rude bastard. He called me a tramp!

weedy_shy_guy February 12 2008, 05:10:38 UTC

Um, yeah. I suppose you're right... *flustered* I just think it's a bit soon to be saying boyfriend and girlfriend. We haven't even been on a date. He did? That was quite rude. I thought he was nice when I met him... Maybe he was pretending?

dontcallmekitty February 12 2008, 05:19:04 UTC

Then we should go on a date! Oh yeah. He was dead serious.

weedy_shy_guy February 12 2008, 05:28:24 UTC

Um, if you want to... But wait, weren't you going to stalk me...? Why did he call you a tramp?

dontcallmekitty February 12 2008, 05:30:36 UTC

Would you rather have a stalker or a girlfriend? Because he's an ass.

weedy_shy_guy February 12 2008, 05:41:28 UTC

Um, well, I'd rather have a girlfriend, actually. I have a stalker, and she's a bit crazy...

dontcallmekitty February 12 2008, 07:08:01 UTC

Yeah. Jem's told me about Mel. She sounds like a loon.

Well, alright then, assuming we're going to go on a few dates... I'll be your girlfriend, not your stalker. Sound good?

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