"This isn't going to work if I have to call you everyday."

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH I love my life. I think that was the best line I've ever heard in my life, I couldn't even get upset I was sooo stunned. Oh, boys. They really throw me for a loop. It's getting to a point where it's hilarious, and not bothersome at all. I just sit back, ( Read more... )

I co-manage with Sunol Golden Moss! <3

Theatre class is just fucking outstanding.

We had to stand in front of the class and tell everyone a little bit about ourselves. Shalonda stands up and she talks. She tells us she used to be a hella bad kid. We were encouraged to ask questions so I asked, "What was the worst thing you ever did when you were a bad kid?" and Shalonda says, "I stabbed ( Read more... )

People always tell me about how they love my funny stories on livejournal. You wanna hear a REAAAALLY funny story that I wouldn't normally tell?

So. I met this guy. He was awesome, totally cute, goofy, great. We ended up going on a date to Blow Up (a club) with some of our friends. So we're on our date and he's really cute and we're dancing and he ( Read more... )

I really hope theater continues to be as comical as it has been so far.

So there is very nice older man named Paul in my theatre class who is clearly very old and very...retarded. literally.

He's really nice and I HATE HATE HATE to be an asshole but he makes me laugh so fucking hard. Today we had to stand up in front of the class and tell them two ( Read more... )

I found out that my livejournal is still somewhat sought after and it really made me happy. I miss this thing.

So updates. I work full time and I go to school full time, and as hard as it is, it's very fulfilling. I'm getting veneers! Yes, exactly one week from today my mouth will be worth $12,500. fuck your grill.

Someone tell me how I lived my ( Read more... )

rest in peace Steve.

Whenever I go to Mercedes to get my car washed I generally run into a handsome business man. Today I was sitting in the waiting room and a gooorgeous Indian man was chatting me up. He told me he had a house in Palo Alto and one in SF as well as other states, and he was there getting his 2008 Mercedes washed. Intrigued I said, "Well....can I ask.. ( Read more... )

At the dog park today this white man turned to a black man and asked, "So..where is your bulldog?"

(There were no bulldogs). AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA CHECK! So awkward and SO RACIST! BAAAAHA

So this loyal customer comes in, she walks up to me at the fitting rooms with a pair of midnight blue corduroys and she says, "Hi...I forgot my underwear. I want to try these on.....could you get me like, two paper towels?"