Ask PC Andy, advice given to the lovelorn for free
That sorry excuse for an agony aunt Captain Jack Torchwood has left some bits behind to be sorted out. Here's one I answered earlier, posted late due to the match fol-de-rol which turned out to not be a match but the RHS Cardiff in bloom exibition. Jeez, even flowers don't have criminal tendancies when there's an away match at Twickenham to watch
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CONFRONT THE ASSHOLE. Call him out!
Gesture with a crunchy gherkin in one hand. Pint in the other.
Spit out a variation on: WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT, MATE?
Smash bar stool (office chair?) off the back of his skull. Kick him in the nuts!
CSI Cardiff comes in to mop it all up and there, problem solved!
Being in the same workspace as someone you're split from is not advantageous
Are you trying to tell us something, Andy? I sent DCI Swanson your Facebook profile. Did Kathy get back to you? I said you were a great cook. That's just one of those little things you have to be to do dating these days.
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