Note 4/21/14: If you'd like to hear part of my "actual interview" with Callie, look for the MP3 linked immediately above the interview itself. welfy has bravely decided to be publicly credited as the voice of Callie, but also wishes me to underscore that her IRL voice sounds nothing like this, her performance being the result of my advance instructions ( Read more... )

Earlier tonight I made a rookie mistake I've been waiting to make for a few weeks now: posted a reply on one LJI account while logged into another. This is also not the first rookie mistake I've made this season. So the jig is up.

dont_be_first and crafty_callie were related experiments brought to you by lossfound, aka the_day_setup (Season 8), mc_lji (Exhibit A, self-shitcanned), acalculatedname (Exhibit B), and ( Read more... )

4/17/14: Howdy. Are you just now reading this? I have just made an important announcement. Beyond that - I have no idea if I will be killed or not in the polls this week, but if I survive, I WON'T continue doing the first-post "critique" thing. I'm bored with it and don't like it any more. I'll just be LJI'ing like everybody else, except that I'm ( Read more... )

The two of you paying far-too-close attention may have wondered how I planned to handle belenen's second first-to-topic-thread entry in four weeks. I'll answer that question shortly.

Simultaneously, I hope I've already made it clear that I am not the individual behind dont_be_second, nor did I have anything to do with their campaign. But we obviously had at least a ( Read more... )

Y'know, it's funny; I got practically as many votes for taking a bye in Week 2 as I received for my vote-eligible entry in Week 1. Not sure how to read that one.

Of course, as I made clear last week in the course of my Final Warning, I'll be officially taking a bye again this week, whilst simultaneously actually taking on Week 3's fabulous ( Read more... )

Are you here because you've been advised that your username was linked in this entry? Please... do read on. It's possibly important, or possibly not. Depends on how you feel about public critique of your LJI work. Maybe go for the big chunk of boldface toward the end if you're really pressed for time.

So what does LJI The Community do with its ( Read more... )

Note: Before posting angry / butthurt comments on this and/or whatever, please read my postscript in the comments prior to doing so. Actually, I'd prefer if you maybe try at least reading what I'm up to IN THE ENTRY before immediately deciding that I am Hitler reincarnate and/or just a bad person with bad ideas and gosh golly are you ever gonna let ( Read more... )

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