Yesterday I made chicken parmigiana. Today I made burgers with ground beef, onions, bacon bits and barbeque sauce. I'm proud of myself for touching meat because I HATE handling meat and usually wind up scrubbing my hands raw trying to get the nasty meat germs off of me. I realize this is silly and that if raw meat was as toxic to the human system ( Read more... )

Since I haven't updated since October. A list of things I've done:

• Joined and then disbanded a paranormal society.
   
• In tandem with angelinamoon hosted the Butterman party, one of the most epic events I have ever had the privilege to attend.
   
• Turned down an offer to move to Los Angeles and continue working customer service for Bugaboo.
   
• Left Bugaboo ( Read more... )

I just returned a phone call that someone left on my coworker's answering machine and when it was finally answered, I asked for the customer's name and was told "You can't call into a pay phone, ma'am." Then she hung up ( Read more... )

Dan Ackroyd done gone lost his brain.

I'm still not sure if this is some sort of viral prank or real. If it is real, well, mark today as the day that I realized that Dan Ackroyd is officially crazy enough to bankroll the Katamari movie angelinamoon and I have long been dreaming about.

I keep forgetting to bring my sweaters home at the end of the day and now have three sweaters draped across the back of my chair along with the giant wrap I wear when it's freezing here in the dead of winter. It's like an archaeological dig of poly knits.

Dear Madonna,

It's called Godwin's Law. You lose.

Love,
The World

PS: Weekly World News already called it. Your Powerpoint slideshow is about as necessary as your tour ( Read more... )

This Slylock Fox is kind of unsettling. It feels like whoever writes Slylock Fox has been watching a lot of CSI lately.

6:12 And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as blood ( Read more... )

So I'm obsessed with Man vs. Wild right now. Partially because the host is hot as hell (he's like a sexy Daryn Jones, angelinamoon. And his name is Bear Grylls, which is so epic that if I ever do have a child, that child's name is going to be Bear Grylls) and partially because when the zombie apocalypse inevitably comes, I will be sitting pretty picking the ( Read more... )

Today in the car I was listening to my best of Better than Ezra (oh yes, I am that cool. Not only do I have the best of Better than Ezra, I have their entire catalogue on CD. You are privileged to know me) and "Extraordinary" came on. Extraordinary is basically the music of the late 1990s encapsulated in song. It was driving my dad crazy trying ( Read more... )