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May 10, 2006 15:59

You're invited to my wedding. Now gimme some cash!!!

tell me i am normal, twitch, wahh wahh wahh

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acony_bell May 10 2006, 20:42:31 UTC

It kind of worries me that they're trying to conceive another child. If I was that poor I'd probably wait a little bit...

And I happen to like having a gravy boat.

nectarines May 10 2006, 20:43:23 UTC

I can't believe the number of people who replied to that post with variations of "it's not tacky at all! Here's a cute way to put your money-scrounging request on your invitations!"

WHEN PEOPLE ARE BEING GENEROUS AND GIVING YOU THINGS, YOU DO NOT HAVE THE RIGHT TO BE PICKY AND DEMANDING! If you get too many gravy boats, quietly return them to the store or sell them on eBay. God, why is that so hard?

soylentpurple May 10 2006, 20:48:46 UTC

Why bother with an invitation? She should just send an invoice.

acony_bell May 10 2006, 20:56:26 UTC

Ha!

Suzy Cheap-Ass and Bobby Tight-wad would like you to share in their joy as they are united in marriage. The entry fee is $50.00 and is due by mail on or before 6/1/06. You have the option of paying by check, credit/debit card or cash. Please note if you pay at the door, the price will be $70.00.

malackey May 10 2006, 20:56:27 UTC

*dies laughing*
Marry me. You're funny, and I could use the money.

misfit May 10 2006, 20:58:37 UTC

Ha! My boyfriend's brother said to us, "my wedding is costing $200 a head. So you should give us at least that much as a cash gift." He wasn't kidding, either.

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braisinhussy May 10 2006, 21:01:43 UTC

http://goingbridal.com/brideaudit.shtml

She should use this to find out what she's owed by every guest at her wedding. Easy!

acony_bell May 10 2006, 21:16:46 UTC

Oh my god, that is the best thing I have seen all day!

Comes with a prepared invoice and everything! Classic!

fezabel May 10 2006, 21:24:36 UTC

Why bother getting married? Just call all your friends & family to say 'gimme money'. And what's she going to do for the encore with Child #2? Whore it out for cash too?

They can have friends & family take their pictures with the bride & groom then sell them at the end of the night for $10 each! Same goes for the baby after it's born!