Water vs. Wine

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have  demonstrated
that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of  the year we would
have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found
in feces.  In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop annually.

However, we do not run that risk when ( Read more... )

Artist: Lyrics
Song: Take me or leave me Lyrics

Maureen:
every single day,
i walk down the street
i hear people say 'baby so sweet'
ever since puberty
everybody stares at me
boys girls i can't help it baby
so be kind and don't lose your mind
just remember that i'm your baby

take me for what i am
who i was meant to be
and if you give a damn
take me baby
or leave ( Read more... )

Surgery is set:

Tuesday May 22nd 6am ...

Wish me luck.

"Nice argument, don't use it as an umbrella. You'll get wet."

-Moses

LOL!

ELLERY in Akron!!

, Friday  (MAY)
The Lime Spider, www.thelimespider.com
207 S. Main Street
Akron, OH 44308
9:30pm, Advance $18, Day of Show $20
Opening for Over the Rhine!  www.overtherhine.com
Contact: (330) 762-2350

1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay "them."

2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.

3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain be idle. "An idle mind is the devil's workshop." And the ( Read more... )

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to ( Read more... )

Not knowing...

Guest (male)- "Do you have any smoking rooms?"

Me- "I'm sorry, the only smoking room we have is our honeymoon suite"

Guest- "I wont need that, unless YOU will be joining me"

Me- "Haha, well that wont be happening, so non-smoking is fine?"

*sigh*

I am in love with Cassandra P!!