Gotta love my mom!
Water vs. Wine
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would
have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found
in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop annually.
However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer
or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process
of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water
and be full of shit.