Fic: 5 Times Darcy Only Annoyed Agent Coulson A Little Bit - Avengers, PG-13, 5x, AU, Gen, Humor

[dodger_sister]

vikingprincess's birthday fic!! Only a week late. And look...My First Avengers FanFic Ever!! /adds new fandom to the list/ So I heard about (and then read some) fics where Darcy is Coulson's assistant and it amused me enough to give it a try. Writing Darcy was wicked fun! I almost forgot the most important bit - Darcy's first idea about calming Hulk down?

Comments

[vikingprincess]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! I was almost ready to log off and then THIS popped up!

(So now I should go and read it, yes?)

[vikingprincess]

OHMIGOD I LOVE YOU SO FREAKING MUCH THIS IS JUST AMAZING AND I CAN'T EVEN STAND IT AND YOU MAKE ME SO VERY HAPPY BECAUSE THIS IS JUST EXACTLY HOW IT SHOULD BE!!!!

Thank you SO MUCH for my birthday story! :D :D :D :D :D

[vikingprincess]

Also, every single bit was so awesome. Cookies and paranoia. Plants Vs. Zombies, paranoia, and good ideas for the lab. Escaped Hulk. TWINE! And I really want to know what show Darcy was watching, too.

[dodger_sister]

heehee YAY! I am so glad you read it again and commented again because you reminded me that I fail so hard and I totally had forgotten to credit The Nephew with the awesome idea to tell Hulk a joke. It is actually his prompt for the birthday fic I am writing him next but it seemed so Darcy-like, that I totally stole it and used it here too.

The TV show could be any number of things. I wrote it vague on purpose. It could be Supernatural, which is actually where my brain was when I wrote it. But I also thought how it could work for The Walking Dead, Lost, the Serenity movie, Torchwood, etc.

[vikingprincess]

Please thank The Nephew for me. Telling Hulk a joke is excellent for slowing him down, so long as the joke is simple enough that he doesn't get MORE angry when he can't understand it.

Also, shh, I am still re-reading from the comment reply I just made. :P

[dodger_sister]

Thank you! Not gonna lie, I was super nervous writing Darcy. I am so glad she worked for you in this! Thanks for the comment, darling.

[vikingprincess]

I love it EVEN MORE the third time through.

[dodger_sister]

Dude. I had five comments in my box on this and FOUR of them were from you. /tackles you to the floor/ Thanks, babe!

[vikingprincess]

It's because I LOVE IT SO FREAKING MUCH.

[vikingprincess]

And now I want to know what she was reading. Was it Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter? Right around book five?

And DUH, of course the red phone should be red, or it's not the red phone. Duh, Coulson. Duh. Silly badass.

[dodger_sister]

I have never read the Anita Blake series. So it was not that (except of course it can be in your head, darling). But I am sure you can guess what book series I have been obsessed with lately and go from there.

Silly badass.

LOL Omg, yes. Coulson is a silly badass - it is why I love him so.

<3s for you and your explosion over this fic, babe!

[vikingprincess]

Oh, now I feel completely airheaded. :) But yes, a threesome would have solved that too. Except I bet Peeta would have freaked out. And then Gale would have freaked out. And then Katniss would have smacked them both. And they would all live happily every after in BDSM land!

COULSON FOREVAH!

[dodger_sister]

I left the whole 'what book/tv show' vague on purpose but still...I have been exploding about THG a lot lately. I have a whole theory about Peeta/Katniss/Gale. I should write a post about it. I think it would work.

But...And they would all live happily every after in BDSM land!

Are you up past your bedtime again? ;)

COULSON 4EVAH!!!