Fic: 5 Times Darcy Only Annoyed Agent Coulson A Little Bit - Avengers, PG-13, 5x, AU, Gen, Humor

[dodger_sister]

vikingprincess's birthday fic!! Only a week late. And look...My First Avengers FanFic Ever!! /adds new fandom to the list/ So I heard about (and then read some) fics where Darcy is Coulson's assistant and it amused me enough to give it a try. Writing Darcy was wicked fun! I almost forgot the most important bit - Darcy's first idea about calming Hulk down?

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[vikingprincess]

And now I want to know what she was reading. Was it Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter? Right around book five?

And DUH, of course the red phone should be red, or it's not the red phone. Duh, Coulson. Duh. Silly badass.

[dodger_sister]

I have never read the Anita Blake series. So it was not that (except of course it can be in your head, darling). But I am sure you can guess what book series I have been obsessed with lately and go from there.

Silly badass.

LOL Omg, yes. Coulson is a silly badass - it is why I love him so.

<3s for you and your explosion over this fic, babe!

[vikingprincess]

Oh, now I feel completely airheaded. :) But yes, a threesome would have solved that too. Except I bet Peeta would have freaked out. And then Gale would have freaked out. And then Katniss would have smacked them both. And they would all live happily every after in BDSM land!

COULSON FOREVAH!

[dodger_sister]

I left the whole 'what book/tv show' vague on purpose but still...I have been exploding about THG a lot lately. I have a whole theory about Peeta/Katniss/Gale. I should write a post about it. I think it would work.

But...And they would all live happily every after in BDSM land!

Are you up past your bedtime again? ;)

COULSON 4EVAH!!!

[vikingprincess]

Hey, BDSM-land is excellent! And I think it would work for them. :D

I would read the hell out of your theories post.