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[doctornoname]

[The EMH looks perturbed, thank you. Beside him on the desk is one of those hot breakfasts the Admiral handed out.

A hot breakfast he doesn't have the programming to eat.]

...Is this some kind of joke?

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[so_meretricious]

{Very stern.}

Breakfast is never a joke, Doctor.

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[doctornoname]

Some people choose not to eat. Others can't eat.

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[so_meretricious]

You profess to have never eaten?

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[doctornoname]

Mr. Holmes, I told you: I am a hologram. I'm made of photons and force fields. Unlike you, I do not need to eat.

[empirical_data]

This is very peculiar. Like Mr. Sexby, I did not receive a breakfast as you have.

[doctornoname]

By all means, have mine.

[empirical_data]

Perhaps someone will appreciate it more. [As he doesn't need food either, he just likes it.] It is peculiar, however.

[doctornoname]

Have other people received a breakfast?

[majorum_pride]

I felt a slight impact during the early morning, but assumed that it was something heavy falling on my floor. If this is what's known as a "flood", I can't say I'm particularly intimidated.

[doctornoname]

In my experience, floods are more accurately represented by the onset of more widespread atypical behavior or events - not breakfast in bed.

[majorum_pride]

Maybe he likes you. But if that's the case, it would appear that wardens don't come with files. [Not even ship's avatars eat in his universe.]

[doctornoname]

Who likes me?

[rass_bestie]

Oh, breakfast. I didn't get any myself.

[doctornoname]

Did you want breakfast and an encouraging note from someone who probably forced their way into your room?

[rass_bestie]

Would you like me to check the security of your room?

[doctornoname]

No, that won't be necessary. I have a feeling the Admiral is involved somehow.

[doctornoname]

I have no idea at all. Are there others?

[doctornoname]

I'm incapable of eating mine. Would you like it?